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I really have no idea what I should blog about, so I'm going to tell you about my crazy Ginger/Beiber/Jersey Shore dream last night.

alright, let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...




My dream started off in my house, and for some reason the Jersey Shore cast was there. OBVIOUSLY they were causing a rucus, and I was starting to get antsy because my parents were sleeping upstairs. So I tried to shoo them out, but that only ignited their powerful perma-drunken rage, and I was run out of my own house.

Luckily, Justin Beiber was driving down my street (keep in mind, he wasn't in a limo or anything, he was just in a regular car) with one other person. I decided the logical thing to do was to jump in. This actually worked, and I somehow convinced them to drive me to safety. Unfortunately, the person driving the car was  not only on the wrong side of the road, but driving in a jagged line. It was also crappy weather out... I'm pretty sure it was rainy or something.

 ON TOP OF THAT, we were being followed. So, obviously when I noticed we were getting pulled over by the police I was ecstatic.

However, I apparently don't have such good luck.

The police car was just what the creeper stalker was driving and he got us to get out of the car in this foresty ditch. Beiber and his bud ran off up this tree and left me to deal with this armed stranger. Luckily, getting shot didn't hurt, and we managed to escape.(lol)

After that, we reached a room that reminded me of a dorm or something, and a few farmilar faces were there, so that was a little reassuring. Also, Justin Beiber turned into some ginger girl, but in my dream it of course seemed so natural. Anyway, this girl kept freaking out about how we had to leave because the stalker was going to find us, but the room kept filling up with people that I knew so even if he did peek his head into the room, he wouldn't see us. She was really starting to bug the craaaaap outta me.

Finally, (in real life) my mom came into my room and threatened to leave without me if I wasn't ready in the next 30 minutes.

It was a really great way to start my morning.

I'm a successful singer, so it doesn't matter what the heck I sing.

What's up with music NOWADAYS?

FOR EXAMPLE:

What's My Name - Rihanna

Oh, na, na, what's my name?
oh, na, na, what's my name?

oh, na, na, what's my name? 
oh, na, na, what's my name? 
oh, na, na, what's my name? 
What's my name? What's my name?

I DON'T KNOW RIHANNA, OKAY!?!?!

And what the HECK does "oh, na, na" mean!?

SERIOUSLY WOMAN! You make women look bad, because you can't find words to express your feelings. APPARENTLY, all you CAN say is "OOOH NAAA NAAAAAAAAA".


Can everyone please just take a moment and imagine James Hetfield from Metalillica sing this line..

It would be crazy sheesh.
I would know, I tried doing that last night as me and my brother made fun of this song. Wish you had been there... In fact, I'm going to write you a post card from that day...

There we go...

Basically, I just wanted to share how dumb that song is, oh na na. It's pretty bad oh na na. You know, oh na na?

Crappy Lights and Demon Children

HELLO-SHKAA~!

It is indeed the holiday season, and I am QUITE excited. I remember when I was a kid I would put the Chistmas CD on and dance around the room. It was the best. ALSO, every year we put Christmas lights on the inside of our room windows, and whenever I go to bed and the Chistmas lights are still on, ITS MAGICAL.

However, I am COMPLETELY embarrassed by our outside Christmas lights... For starters, the lights only cover HALF of the front of our house, and they WOULD be okay if the lights went like this:

dark blue, rainbow, dark blue, rainbow, dark blue, rainbow

BUT NO.
They go like this:

dark blue, rainbow, dark blue, rainbow, dark blue, rainbow, light blue

I wish I had a picture so you could all see how freakin' hilarious our lights look.
They are the dangly icicle lights, too. Its the best.

Anyways, this Christmas I am pretty excited because I'm going to purchase a nice Cozy Christmas Sweater and I am going to wear it ON CHRISTMAS. Crazy, I know.

The only thing I am NOT excited for is when everyone comes to MY house to celebrate. I love when Christmas is at my Grandparents' house, but not when its at my house. HATE IT.

Mostly because I have four cousins from HELL.

It's an issue that I have.

Other than that, I FREAKIN' LOVE CHRISTMAS. It's just so magicaaaaaaaaaal

The Oatmeal... is delish

AIGHT AIGHT, so I found a prettty hilarious blog called The Oatmeal aaaaaaaaaand I HIGHLY recommend reading their comics. Especially this one.

I'll admit that some of it's content is a little... inappropriate for school, HOWEVER its not blocked, so it must be alright! :D

They have quizzes that cover everything from the Zombie Calculator to whether or not your loved ones are planning to eat you. Very useful things to know, I feel.

The blog itself also covers very important information such as Unicorn Tetherball, and 6 Reasons Why Bacon is Better Than Love. To be honest, most of the blog posts are of comics.. But they are EXTREMELY entertaining.

They also educate
So, one would HAVE to agree that this is the BEST blog due to the fact that its awesome.

so, READ IT.

Vid-gee Games

So, I guess I better do another post to make up for the lack of writing I did in my last one....

This pretty much sums up how I spent the last four days while I was home sick. It was awesome.

I UNFORTUNATELY didn't have access to any console other than a gamecube, so I could only play gamecube games. It was still a blast. Does this make my a geek? I don't really care anyways... I almost beat the second game... That was a good 40 ish hours or so.

My brother didn't want to get sick, so I was pretty much not allowed to leave my room... That's my excuse.

speaking of my room, I cleaned it yesterday. I can see the carpet again. It looks pretty nice.



SUBJECT CHANGE

Yesterday Loraine of Tim Horton's called me and we scheduled a nice little interveiw for today at 4:30pm. I'm rather excited because I can't wait to quit E.J's!! The cook is really bizaare. He eats peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwiches... It weirds me out.

I feel like if we were to combine this post and my last post we would have a long enough post. So, I'm hoping this will be enough. 

On a side note, I'd like to tell Tyler Hallman that I forgot about Ryan Renolds. My bad.

this was a rather sparatic post...

Response = N/A

I merely skimmed through both blogs, but I wasn't really intruiged by anything on either of them. The one blog seemed to have a lot of posts about political stuff which I currently could care less about. And the other one had some weird thing about Abraham Lincoln... Not my thing I'm afraid. So... I'm not really certain what else I can say. I just didn't find anything interesting about either blogs. That's really all that there is to it...

I really can't elaborate on this...

soooo...

I'm done.

Big teeth, Big ears, dorky-ness. Love it.

I'M QUITE CERTAIN that Kevin Mchale ("Artie" from GLEE) is a good person to have a crush on.

He has kind of big teeth, but I feel like if were ever to get married it would be fine because I have oddly small teeth... Also, he kind of has big ear, but that's totally fine..

ALSO, he used to be part of a boyband before GLEE and when he was my age.. \

he was a little better looking then ... But that's still okay... He also wears glasses... It looks pretty nice.

I feel like I enjoy the style in which he dresses. It looks nice. Mhm, yes.

He was also in an episode of The Office episode as a pizza delivery boy that Dwight held hostage. Pretty cool stuff...

He was also on True Blood... it looks kind of weird though... So I'm just not going to put that picture up...

anyways, that's pretty much it... soooooo um. YEAHHH.