Even though I'm going to see you in a little while, I decided to write you a fun, and scented loooooove letter! Aren't I adorable♥♥♥♥♥!? Now, I know you always tell me cute things like "You're hair smelles like strawberries and poo" and "Stop poking my belly", SO I thought this letter would be a FANTASTICAL thing to do as a faaaaaaaaavour!♥♥♥ TEHEE! I really have NO Idea what to write you about OTHER than I looooooooooooove your squishy little belly and I love how our hats reach over 36cm!
WEARESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCUUUUUUUUUUUTE♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
We should go to my FAVOURITE cake store and buy LOTS of baked goods! I mean... WE BOTH LOVE THEM!!!!!!♥♥ SO WHY WOULDN'T WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?Oh, my, I've gotten SO into this WONDERFUL letter, that I COOOOOM-PLEEEEETE-LEEEEEEY forgot about the cake I'm baking you!!♥
GUESS WHAAAAAT KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!?!?!?!!♥♥
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE OBVIOUSLYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEEEE-FREAKIN'-HEEE!!!♥♥♥♥
My, my, mymy, MY. I am just SOO cute! It doesn't matter WHAT I do! I am JUST AUUUHH-FREAKIN'-DORRRRAAAABLLEEE!!! And THAT is why we are suuuuch a FANTABULOUS couple! I juust LOVE being you're LIFE PARTNER. I mean I know we've only been dating for like... two days, but I already KNOW that we are DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER FOOOORRREVEEEERRRRRRRR!♥♥♥
ANYWHO. I need to finish up this cake so we can get togther and you can tell me that thing you needed to tell me when you said "We need to talk". CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU!!!♥♥♥♥
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU♥♥
loveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloveloooooove, SHORTY ♥♥

LOL!
ReplyDeletethat was hilarious!
Don't forget the: "Hoo hoo!" and belly tickle.
ReplyDeleteNicely done! And wow! You're right: strawberries and poo! So true!